Larry’s Talk on OMNI & Retirement

I asked my OMNI mates what is good about Retirement !!!

Question: Brian, how many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Question: Tim, when is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: Leon, why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Daryl, among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Jay, what do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: Bruce, what do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING….. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Question: Ken, what is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

nuts

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5 thoughts on “Larry’s Talk on OMNI & Retirement

  1. Why do the simple answers mean so much. Maybe now we have simple uncomplicated minds, with contentment our master. Thanks Larry, and can’t wait to mix it with you back on the OMNIcycle trail

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